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PostSubject: Book-a-minute   Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:12 pm

Should you ever find yourself in the situation that you need to read a book, but don't have much time... Here's book-a-minute - all the classics in less than a minute!

http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/classics.shtml

For example... The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne:

Evil Puritanical Society: Because you have committed adultery, you must wear an 'A'. Harlot! Harlot!

Hester Prynne: ...

(The Evil Puritanical Society SNUBS Hester Prynne.)

Hester Prynne: ...

(They call her NAMES.)

Hester Prynne: ...

(They won't let her play any Evil Puritanical Society GAMES.)

Reverend Dimmesdale: I can't take it anymore. I did it.

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PostSubject: Re: Book-a-minute   Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:35 am

Nice one, Laura!

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PostSubject: Re: Book-a-minute   Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:01 am

Haha, that is hilarious! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Book-a-minute   Thu Aug 12, 2010 7:07 pm


I can't stand Hawthorne- but that was hilarious. Very Happy
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