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PostSubject: Robert Pattinson crowned WORLD'S SEXIEST MAN!!!   Sat Aug 08, 2009 2:25 am

This isn't a joke, it's for real. The artcile I've included is hilarious. You must read it.

http://ca.lifestyle.yahoo.com/fashion-beauty/articles/archive/bang/robert-pattinson-named-sexiest-man-2009-08-05
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PostSubject: Re: Robert Pattinson crowned WORLD'S SEXIEST MAN!!!   Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:23 am

I don't think Robert Pattinson is unattractive. Is he sexier than Johnny Depp? Absolutely not. So he's definitely not the sexiest man in the world.
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PostSubject: Re: Robert Pattinson crowned WORLD'S SEXIEST MAN!!!   Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:28 am

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I don't think Robert Pattinson is unattractive. Is he sexier than Johnny Depp? Absolutely not. So he's definitely not the sexiest man in the world.

Seconded.

This spot belongs to Johnny Depp and Johnny Depp alone.
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PostSubject: Re: Robert Pattinson crowned WORLD'S SEXIEST MAN!!!   Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:40 am

Hmm... I notice none of my sexiest men are on the list. Perhaps they're farther down? Maybe? At any rate, they beat Rob Pattinson and Zac Effron in my books. I honestly don't think Johnny Depp is that hot either. This list needs some serious re-working.
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PostSubject: Re: Robert Pattinson crowned WORLD'S SEXIEST MAN!!!   Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:42 am

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Hmm... I notice none of my sexiest men are on the list. Perhaps they're farther down? Maybe? At any rate, they beat Rob Pattinson and Zac Effron in my books. I honestly don't think Johnny Depp is that hot either. This list needs some serious re-working.

Yeah, let's get Gandalf on there. Oh, baby.
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PostSubject: Re: Robert Pattinson crowned WORLD'S SEXIEST MAN!!!   Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:45 am

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Yeah, let's get Gandalf on there. Oh, baby.

He's handsome! And not just him. Alan Rickman, Mika, Robert Downey Jr, Stephen Colbert, and Zachary Quinto all deserve spots on the list. You can't have an objection against all of them.
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PostSubject: Re: Robert Pattinson crowned WORLD'S SEXIEST MAN!!!   Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:47 am

Allison wrote:
Nicholle wrote:
Yeah, let's get Gandalf on there. Oh, baby.

He's handsome! And not just him. Alan Rickman, Mika, Robert Downey Jr, Stephen Colbert, and Zachary Quinto all deserve spots on the list. You can't have an objection against all of them.

Okay, no. Alan Rickman, Mika, Robert Downey Jr, and Stephen Colbert get spots. We're kicking Spock to the curb, though.

Still, Johnny Depp earns the top spot. The others are below him.
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PostSubject: Re: Robert Pattinson crowned WORLD'S SEXIEST MAN!!!   Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:49 am

Allison wrote:
I honestly don't think Johnny Depp is that hot either.

Take it back.
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PostSubject: Re: Robert Pattinson crowned WORLD'S SEXIEST MAN!!!   Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:53 am

Rhea wrote:
Take it back.

He's not sexy. No fat or muscles, dead eyes, and is it me or does he have highlights? I consider him sort of, well, ugly. *Hides*
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PostSubject: Re: Robert Pattinson crowned WORLD'S SEXIEST MAN!!!   Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:54 am

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Rhea wrote:
Take it back.

He's not sexy. No fat or muscles, dead eyes, and is it me or does he have highlights? I consider him sort of, well, ugly. *Hides*

Jane! I would marry that man, and that's saying something.

Look at these arms: http://illiweb.com/fa/pbucket.gif

And you've seen Pirates. Have you not noticed his smirk? Go watch the movies again, and look at his smirk.
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PostSubject: Re: Robert Pattinson crowned WORLD'S SEXIEST MAN!!!   Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:55 am

Besides, Johnny Depp is way more talented than the people you listed, and talent is sexy.
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PostSubject: Re: Robert Pattinson crowned WORLD'S SEXIEST MAN!!!   Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:59 am

EW! His arms are hairless! Disgusting! Not even the sexy smirk can fix him in my mind now. Gross.
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PostSubject: Re: Robert Pattinson crowned WORLD'S SEXIEST MAN!!!   Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:02 am

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EW! His arms are hairless! Disgusting! Not even the sexy smirk can fix him in my mind now. Gross.

Um, no they're not. If you look closely, you can see it. It's just lighter than his hair.

You have the strangest taste in men, Jane. There's nothing wrong with that, of course, but "hairless" arms are a major turn off, yet being 900 years old is not? I don't understand.
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PostSubject: Re: Robert Pattinson crowned WORLD'S SEXIEST MAN!!!   Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:14 am

I'm actually with Jane on this one. I've never found Johnny Depp to be that hot. The hottest I ever found him was when he played Captain Jack Sparrow. He did make one hot pirate, but lots of that is probably his persona. The man is one hell of an actor, but he ain't that great looking. Sorry girls, please don't kill me.
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PostSubject: Re: Robert Pattinson crowned WORLD'S SEXIEST MAN!!!   Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:49 pm

Just read the entire top ten. To be perfectly honest, none of the guys on there would make it into my personal list... That would look more like this (you may notice that Alan Rickman has dropped considerably after HP6):

1 Hrithik Roshan
2 Alex O'Loughlin
3 Julian McMahon
4 Hugh Laurie
5 Dominic Keating
6 Jason Dohring
7 Damian Lewis
8 Shah Rukh Khan
9 Connor Trinneer
10 Alan Rickman


Just noticed that the put Zac Efron and Justin Timberlake on the list. I cannot express my surprise that none of the Jonas Brothers, Dan Radcliffe, or at the very least Haley Joel Osment are on the list. (When have women begun to get the hots on teenagers?!)

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PostSubject: Re: Robert Pattinson crowned WORLD'S SEXIEST MAN!!!   Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:27 pm

Laura, how did Alan Rickman drop after HP6? He looked amazing in that movie. If I were to pick a top ten, though, none of the ten on that list would make mine either.

1) Zachary Quinto
2) Alan Rickman
3) Robert Downey Jr
4) Mika
5) Stephen Colbert
6) Liam Neeson
7) Ian Mckellen
8 ) Gerard Butler
9) Sean Bean
10) Shane Dawson

Notice that Robert Downey is no longer at the top of the list. I have moved on.

I will say this for Johnny Depp: his lips are shaped beautifully. But that's it.
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PostSubject: Re: Robert Pattinson crowned WORLD'S SEXIEST MAN!!!   Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:51 pm

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Laura, how did Alan Rickman drop after HP6? He looked amazing in that movie.

I don't really know. It was just this funny feeling when I came out of the cinema. I suddenly thought, wow, I expected more, what's happened to him?

Anyway. The list is dynamic and subject to change, after all Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Robert Pattinson crowned WORLD'S SEXIEST MAN!!!   Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:30 pm

Wow, I'm finding this thread so LATE, dammit.

wanted to say 2 things:

Johnny Depp is totally hot.
And so is Zachary Quinto.

The rest has been discussed.

And I am not all that fazed that RPATTZ has the spot for now. When did we ever listen to 13 year olds experiencing teenage crushes?
The real sexy men have class ... the kind that stays after the latest Hollywood toy is out for good.

I am just lighting incense and thanking the deities of the universe that the Jonas Brothers didn't make it to the list.
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PostSubject: Re: Robert Pattinson crowned WORLD'S SEXIEST MAN!!!   Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:15 pm

Laura wrote:
Just read the entire top ten. To be perfectly honest, none of the guys on there would make it into my personal list... That would look more like this (you may notice that Alan Rickman has dropped considerably after HP6):

1 Hrithik Roshan
2 Alex O'Loughlin
3 Julian McMahon
4 Hugh Laurie
5 Dominic Keating
6 Jason Dohring
7 Damian Lewis
8 Shah Rukh Khan
9 Connor Trinneer
10 Alan Rickman


Just noticed that the put Zac Efron and Justin Timberlake on the list. I cannot express my surprise that none of the Jonas Brothers, Dan Radcliffe, or at the very least Haley Joel Osment are on the list. (When have women begun to get the hots on teenagers?!)

I most definitely agree with Hrithik Roshan. He's incredible. Same with Alan Rickman and Shah Rukh Khan. But Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron? Really? What in hell is that all about?
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PostSubject: Re: Robert Pattinson crowned WORLD'S SEXIEST MAN!!!   Sat Aug 15, 2009 3:36 am

Robert Pattinson is sexy when he doesn't look like a hobo, but not worthy of World's Sexiest Man title. Obviously we know how that came to be... Rolling Eyes Two years ago people didn't give a crap about him. Now they're saying he's a god. Bleagh. Leonardo diCaprio ftw!!!
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