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PostSubject: Two Dead Boys   Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:09 am

This poem was in a crappy thriller recently (I was still scared), but I did like the poem.
There are a lot of variants, but this is my favorite:

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose the Devil for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralyzed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

Then deaf Death heard the noise,
And came to kill the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
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