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PostSubject: Lipstick at School   Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:40 am

This was emailed to me. I found it amusing so I thought I would share!



According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and
cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers .. and then there are educators...
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PostSubject: Re: Lipstick at School   Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:43 am

lol! lol!

Justice is served.
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PostSubject: Re: Lipstick at School   Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:05 pm

ShinigamiKitsune wrote:
This was emailed to me. I found it amusing so I thought I would share!



According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and
cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers .. and then there are educators...

I need to keep that in mind for my own little menaces!!! Twisted Evil

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PostSubject: Re: Lipstick at School   Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:14 pm

Oh my gosh, that's hilarious. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Lipstick at School   Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:54 pm

FANTASTIC!!!!!!!

Twisted Evil WHy can I see myself doing that?
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PostSubject: Re: Lipstick at School   Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:13 pm

lol!

I bet more than one girl lost her lunch when that happened!

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PostSubject: Re: Lipstick at School   Sat Mar 14, 2009 2:01 am

That's hilarious! I hate it when students are disrespectful to faculty, and that just serves them right.
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PostSubject: Re: Lipstick at School   Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:44 am

Oh God, this made my day! Major LOLZ.
thank you!
And serve those bratty beeotches right!
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