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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:47 pm

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

*makes like Star Wars Episode V*

Never. I shall NEVER join the Dark Side. I have a stronger heart than that corrupt Solveig... lol!

lol!

But Zara...I AM YOUR MOTHER.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
starwars

It is true! Join your mother in chocolatey goodness...join me!

There must be some good in you. I can sense it through the Choco-Force. Mother-Join me. It isn't too late. We can make this work. We can go to a counselor, fix the situation, and start anew. It isn't too late.

Family therapy? Bah! I am the great chocolate queen...I don't need a shrink!

*slices off your hand, dips it in chocolate, and nibbles on your finger* starwars
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Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:48 pm

Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

*makes like Star Wars Episode V*

Never. I shall NEVER join the Dark Side. I have a stronger heart than that corrupt Solveig... lol!

lol!

But Zara...I AM YOUR MOTHER.

OH MY GOD!! I seriously cracked up in that statement. I love your humor, and your chocolate fondue, O' Mighty Tourterelle.
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:49 pm

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

*makes like Star Wars Episode V*

Never. I shall NEVER join the Dark Side. I have a stronger heart than that corrupt Solveig... lol!

lol!

But Zara...I AM YOUR MOTHER.

OH MY GOD!! I seriously cracked up in that statement. I love your humor, and your chocolate fondue, O' Mighty Tourterelle.

Thank you, dear.

Does that mean I have a new recruit? thumbs thumbs
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Dictionary Definition : Laura: Also known as "Solveig", her internet pseudonym, this female specimen of Homo Sapiens founded the Literary Cabinet world. One can spot "Laura," by the fun she has grading papers and drinking coffee, with triple coffee consumption ever since she quit smoking. Like another species, Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous, she enjoys picking at the extreme Twilight fans. This specimen is particularly fond of procrastinating, as most of the other species of the Literary Cabinet Universe are.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:50 pm

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

*makes like Star Wars Episode V*

Never. I shall NEVER join the Dark Side. I have a stronger heart than that corrupt Solveig... lol!

lol!

But Zara...I AM YOUR MOTHER.

OH MY GOD!! I seriously cracked up in that statement. I love your humor, and your chocolate fondue, O' Mighty Tourterelle.

Mmmmh. Chocolate fondue... droolheart droolheart droolheart

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Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:50 pm

Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

*makes like Star Wars Episode V*

Never. I shall NEVER join the Dark Side. I have a stronger heart than that corrupt Solveig... lol!

lol!

But Zara...I AM YOUR MOTHER.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
starwars

It is true! Join your mother in chocolatey goodness...join me!

There must be some good in you. I can sense it through the Choco-Force. Mother-Join me. It isn't too late. We can make this work. We can go to a counselor, fix the situation, and start anew. It isn't too late.

Family therapy? Bah! I am the great chocolate queen...I don't need a shrink!

*slices off your hand, dips it in chocolate, and nibbles on your finger* starwars

If you sliced off your own daughter's hand, then I think you do need one... Laughing
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:50 pm

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

*makes like Star Wars Episode V*

Never. I shall NEVER join the Dark Side. I have a stronger heart than that corrupt Solveig... lol!

lol!

But Zara...I AM YOUR MOTHER.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
starwars

It is true! Join your mother in chocolatey goodness...join me!

There must be some good in you. I can sense it through the Choco-Force. Mother-Join me. It isn't too late. We can make this work. We can go to a counselor, fix the situation, and start anew. It isn't too late.

Family therapy? Bah! I am the great chocolate queen...I don't need a shrink!

*slices off your hand, dips it in chocolate, and nibbles on your finger* starwars

If you sliced off your own daughter's hand, then I think you do need one... Laughing

Psht, no. She asked for it! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:51 pm

Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

*makes like Star Wars Episode V*

Never. I shall NEVER join the Dark Side. I have a stronger heart than that corrupt Solveig... lol!

lol!

But Zara...I AM YOUR MOTHER.

OH MY GOD!! I seriously cracked up in that statement. I love your humor, and your chocolate fondue, O' Mighty Tourterelle.

Thank you, dear.

Does that mean I have a new recruit? thumbs thumbs

Hmm...it depends. Do you have Cadbury Milk Chocolate?
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:51 pm

Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

*makes like Star Wars Episode V*

Never. I shall NEVER join the Dark Side. I have a stronger heart than that corrupt Solveig... lol!

lol!

But Zara...I AM YOUR MOTHER.

OH MY GOD!! I seriously cracked up in that statement. I love your humor, and your chocolate fondue, O' Mighty Tourterelle.

Thank you, dear.

Does that mean I have a new recruit? thumbs thumbs

NOO!!! Louisa Lynn!!! Don't fall for that trap, or her sinful bribery. You have a legacy to live up to. Don't dissapoint me...
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:52 pm

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

*makes like Star Wars Episode V*

Never. I shall NEVER join the Dark Side. I have a stronger heart than that corrupt Solveig... lol!

lol!

But Zara...I AM YOUR MOTHER.

OH MY GOD!! I seriously cracked up in that statement. I love your humor, and your chocolate fondue, O' Mighty Tourterelle.

Thank you, dear.

Does that mean I have a new recruit? thumbs thumbs

Hmm...it depends. Do you have Cadbury Milk Chocolate?

You bet I do! Very Happy
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:52 pm

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

*makes like Star Wars Episode V*

Never. I shall NEVER join the Dark Side. I have a stronger heart than that corrupt Solveig... lol!

lol!

But Zara...I AM YOUR MOTHER.

OH MY GOD!! I seriously cracked up in that statement. I love your humor, and your chocolate fondue, O' Mighty Tourterelle.

Thank you, dear.

Does that mean I have a new recruit? thumbs thumbs

NOO!!! Louisa Lynn!!! Don't fall for that trap, or her sinful bribery. You have a legacy to live up to. Don't dissapoint me...

Bah! It's too late, Zara. She's MINE.

*sticks tongue out at you and blows a raspberry*
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:53 pm

You know, if this wasn't so fun, and wasn't so creative, people might be calling us immature *giggles*

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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:53 pm

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

*makes like Star Wars Episode V*

Never. I shall NEVER join the Dark Side. I have a stronger heart than that corrupt Solveig... lol!

lol!

But Zara...I AM YOUR MOTHER.

OH MY GOD!! I seriously cracked up in that statement. I love your humor, and your chocolate fondue, O' Mighty Tourterelle.

Thank you, dear.

Does that mean I have a new recruit? thumbs thumbs

NOO!!! Louisa Lynn!!! Don't fall for that trap, or her sinful bribery. You have a legacy to live up to. Don't dissapoint me...

lol! You think I'd fall for her evil plans? Of course not, Zara! No matter how delicious her chocolate delights are, I WILL NEVER SURRENDER. You know, I thought it would be good to catch her off guard and think that I belong at her side, like in the movies...
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:53 pm

Solveig wrote:
You know, if this wasn't so fun, and wasn't so creative, people might be calling us immature *giggles*

Maybe so, Solveig, but they are the ones missing out on it! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:53 pm

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

*makes like Star Wars Episode V*

Never. I shall NEVER join the Dark Side. I have a stronger heart than that corrupt Solveig... lol!

lol!

But Zara...I AM YOUR MOTHER.

OH MY GOD!! I seriously cracked up in that statement. I love your humor, and your chocolate fondue, O' Mighty Tourterelle.

Thank you, dear.

Does that mean I have a new recruit? thumbs thumbs

NOO!!! Louisa Lynn!!! Don't fall for that trap, or her sinful bribery. You have a legacy to live up to. Don't dissapoint me...

lol! You think I'd fall for her evil plans? Of course not, Zara! No matter how delicious her chocolate delights are, I WILL NEVER SURRENDER. You know, I thought it would be good to catch her off guard and think that I belong at her side, like in the movies...

Except you just told me your dastardly plans! You're all traitors to the cause!
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:55 pm

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You know, if this wasn't so fun, and wasn't so creative, people might be calling us immature *giggles*

Who, us? Immature? Naww...

*Pours chocolate syrup down your back*
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Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:55 pm

Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

*makes like Star Wars Episode V*

Never. I shall NEVER join the Dark Side. I have a stronger heart than that corrupt Solveig... lol!

lol!

But Zara...I AM YOUR MOTHER.

OH MY GOD!! I seriously cracked up in that statement. I love your humor, and your chocolate fondue, O' Mighty Tourterelle.

Thank you, dear.

Does that mean I have a new recruit? thumbs thumbs

NOO!!! Louisa Lynn!!! Don't fall for that trap, or her sinful bribery. You have a legacy to live up to. Don't dissapoint me...

lol! You think I'd fall for her evil plans? Of course not, Zara! No matter how delicious her chocolate delights are, I WILL NEVER SURRENDER. You know, I thought it would be good to catch her off guard and think that I belong at her side, like in the movies...

Except you just told me your dastardly plans! You're all traitors to the cause!

Bwahahahaha!!! (Even if I'm the good guy, I still have the evil laugh down pat)

Anyway, this isn't OVER YET, Chocolate Queen!!!
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Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:57 pm

Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
You know, if this wasn't so fun, and wasn't so creative, people might be calling us immature *giggles*

Who, us? Immature? Naww...

*Pours chocolate syrup down your back*

Yeah, we are so not immature.

*puts 'Kick Me' sign behind Tourterelle's back* Teehee!
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:57 pm

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

*makes like Star Wars Episode V*

Never. I shall NEVER join the Dark Side. I have a stronger heart than that corrupt Solveig... lol!

lol!

But Zara...I AM YOUR MOTHER.

OH MY GOD!! I seriously cracked up in that statement. I love your humor, and your chocolate fondue, O' Mighty Tourterelle.

Thank you, dear.

Does that mean I have a new recruit? thumbs thumbs

NOO!!! Louisa Lynn!!! Don't fall for that trap, or her sinful bribery. You have a legacy to live up to. Don't dissapoint me...

lol! You think I'd fall for her evil plans? Of course not, Zara! No matter how delicious her chocolate delights are, I WILL NEVER SURRENDER. You know, I thought it would be good to catch her off guard and think that I belong at her side, like in the movies...

Except you just told me your dastardly plans! You're all traitors to the cause!

Bwahahahaha!!! (Even if I'm the good guy, I still have the evil laugh down pat)

Anyway, this isn't OVER YET, Chocolate Queen!!!

You, you evil girl!

Fighting for the Broccoli Girls! How dare you! starwars
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:58 pm

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
You know, if this wasn't so fun, and wasn't so creative, people might be calling us immature *giggles*

Who, us? Immature? Naww...

*Pours chocolate syrup down your back*

Yeah, we are so not immature.

*puts 'Kick Me' sign behind Tourterelle's back* Teehee!

Naw, we're completely mature!

*yanks it off and throws more tennis balls at your head*
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Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:58 pm

Whilest y'all are fighting the evil dragon Tourterelle, I shall go and take a nice warm bath to wash off the CHOCOLATE Y'ALL HURLED AT ME... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:59 pm

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Whilest y'all are fighting the evil dragon Tourterelle, I shall go and take a nice warm bath to wash off the CHOCOLATE Y'ALL HURLED AT ME... lol!
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Just for good measure, and so that soap gets good use...*BREATHES FIERY CHOCOLATE FONDUE AT YOU*

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Dictionary Definition : Laura: Also known as "Solveig", her internet pseudonym, this female specimen of Homo Sapiens founded the Literary Cabinet world. One can spot "Laura," by the fun she has grading papers and drinking coffee, with triple coffee consumption ever since she quit smoking. Like another species, Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous, she enjoys picking at the extreme Twilight fans. This specimen is particularly fond of procrastinating, as most of the other species of the Literary Cabinet Universe are.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:59 pm

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Whilest y'all are fighting the evil dragon Tourterelle, I shall go and take a nice warm bath to wash off the CHOCOLATE Y'ALL HURLED AT ME... lol!

Whaddaya mean, "wash"? For what has nature provided you with a tongue, I ask?

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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:00 pm

Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
You know, if this wasn't so fun, and wasn't so creative, people might be calling us immature *giggles*

Who, us? Immature? Naww...

*Pours chocolate syrup down your back*

Yeah, we are so not immature.

*puts 'Kick Me' sign behind Tourterelle's back* Teehee!

Naw, we're completely mature!

*yanks it off and throws more tennis balls at your head*

*grabs more ice packs* LOL!!! My cousin's looking at me strangely for laughing too much
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:01 pm

Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Whilest y'all are fighting the evil dragon Tourterelle, I shall go and take a nice warm bath to wash off the CHOCOLATE Y'ALL HURLED AT ME... lol!

Whaddaya mean, "wash"? For what has nature provided you with a tongue, I ask?

Well, she can't lick her ELBOWS, Solveig, and y'know those HAVE to be clean!
Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

Silly Solveig! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:01 pm

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Whilest y'all are fighting the evil dragon Tourterelle, I shall go and take a nice warm bath to wash off the CHOCOLATE Y'ALL HURLED AT ME... lol!

A true CHOCOLATE LOVER would use his/her tongue, my dear. Don't use the old-fashioned way! lol! lol!
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