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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:35 pm

Ooooh... Can I also get a wooden leg, and Dr House as my assistant? Then I'm SO sold... joint

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Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:35 pm

Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Here, Solveig. A tray full of brownies, hunka hunka chocolate cookies, truffles, and more...all for you.

You may have an eye patch if you wish.

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She's bribing you. You have morals. DON'T FALL FOR IT!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:35 pm

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:36 pm

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Oh yeah, I morph into a dragon!

And my fiery breath is like hot chocolate fondue!
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:36 pm

Solveig wrote:
Ooooh... Can I also get a wooden leg, and Dr House as my assistant? Then I'm SO sold... joint

You so can! I'll even get you a talking parrot and a hook!
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:37 pm

Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:37 pm

Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

*does a jig*
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:37 pm

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:39 pm

Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

You know, that does sound a little bit like Voldemort... a.k.a. S. Meyer... Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:40 pm

Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

*makes like Star Wars Episode V*

Never. I shall NEVER join the Dark Side. I have a stronger heart than that corrupt Solveig... lol!

*whips out GREEN light saber to fight evil Tourterelle*
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:40 pm

Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

You know, that does sound a little bit like Voldemort... a.k.a. S. Meyer... Very Happy

That's what I was thinking as I wrote it!

I'm like the female Voldy, then! affraid
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:41 pm

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

*makes like Star Wars Episode V*

Never. I shall NEVER join the Dark Side. I have a stronger heart than that corrupt Solveig... lol!

lol!

But Zara...I AM YOUR MOTHER.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:42 pm

Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

You know, that does sound a little bit like Voldemort... a.k.a. S. Meyer... Very Happy

That's what I was thinking as I wrote it!

I'm like the female Voldy, then! affraid

You know, Zara, we may have beaten her Wink

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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:42 pm

I'm with Zara here. You will never tempt us with your chocolate delights! Even though they are so good...

Fight us, Touterelle! *makes like 300* FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!! starwars
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:43 pm

Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

You know, that does sound a little bit like Voldemort... a.k.a. S. Meyer... Very Happy

That's what I was thinking as I wrote it!

I'm like the female Voldy, then! affraid

You know, Zara, we may have beaten her Wink

Traitor! I promised you the world of eye patches, Dr. House, and peg legs, and yet you turn it all down!

You shall die! *hurls flaming truffles at your head*
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:43 pm

Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

*makes like Star Wars Episode V*

Never. I shall NEVER join the Dark Side. I have a stronger heart than that corrupt Solveig... lol!

lol!

But Zara...I AM YOUR MOTHER.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
starwars
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:44 pm

Louisa Lynn wrote:
I'm with Zara here. You will never tempt us with your chocolate delights! Even though they are so good...

Fight us, Touterelle! *makes like 300* FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!! starwars

(If this is like 300, do we get photoshopped abs too? Sweet!)

All right then, this is WAR!! starwars
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:44 pm

Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

You know, that does sound a little bit like Voldemort... a.k.a. S. Meyer... Very Happy

That's what I was thinking as I wrote it!

I'm like the female Voldy, then! affraid

You know, Zara, we may have beaten her Wink

Traitor! I promised you the world of eye patches, Dr. House, and peg legs, and yet you turn it all down!

You shall die! *hurls flaming truffles at your head*

lol! I'll block you, Solveig!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:44 pm

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

*makes like Star Wars Episode V*

Never. I shall NEVER join the Dark Side. I have a stronger heart than that corrupt Solveig... lol!

lol!

But Zara...I AM YOUR MOTHER.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
starwars

It is true! Join your mother in chocolatey goodness...join me!
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:44 pm

Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

You know, that does sound a little bit like Voldemort... a.k.a. S. Meyer... Very Happy

That's what I was thinking as I wrote it!

I'm like the female Voldy, then! affraid

You know, Zara, we may have beaten her Wink

YES!!!! I knew that you were strong Solveig. Now dodge those flaming truffles, grab Louisa Lynn, then let the three of us get the hell out of here.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:45 pm

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

You know, that does sound a little bit like Voldemort... a.k.a. S. Meyer... Very Happy

That's what I was thinking as I wrote it!

I'm like the female Voldy, then! affraid

You know, Zara, we may have beaten her Wink

Traitor! I promised you the world of eye patches, Dr. House, and peg legs, and yet you turn it all down!

You shall die! *hurls flaming truffles at your head*

lol! I'll block you, Solveig!!!

lol!

You have sacrificed yourself!
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Registration date : 2008-12-03

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:46 pm

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

You know, that does sound a little bit like Voldemort... a.k.a. S. Meyer... Very Happy

That's what I was thinking as I wrote it!

I'm like the female Voldy, then! affraid

You know, Zara, we may have beaten her Wink

YES!!!! I knew that you were strong Solveig. Now dodge those flaming truffles, grab Louisa Lynn, then let the three of us get the hell out of here.

*steps out in front of you*

But wait, dear. I have the chocolate fondue fountain that gives everlasting chocolatey goodness. Come...
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:46 pm

Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

You know, that does sound a little bit like Voldemort... a.k.a. S. Meyer... Very Happy

That's what I was thinking as I wrote it!

I'm like the female Voldy, then! affraid

You know, Zara, we may have beaten her Wink

Traitor! I promised you the world of eye patches, Dr. House, and peg legs, and yet you turn it all down!

You shall die! *hurls flaming truffles at your head*

lol! I'll block you, Solveig!!!

lol!

You have sacrificed yourself!

I have? Wow.

If I'd known that before, I'd have founded a sect before. I could have become a cult. Darn.

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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:46 pm

Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

*makes like Star Wars Episode V*

Never. I shall NEVER join the Dark Side. I have a stronger heart than that corrupt Solveig... lol!

lol!

But Zara...I AM YOUR MOTHER.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
starwars

It is true! Join your mother in chocolatey goodness...join me!

There must be some good in you. I can sense it through the Choco-Force. Mother-Join me. It isn't too late. We can make this work. We can go to a counselor, fix the situation, and start anew. It isn't too late.
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:47 pm

Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Solveig wrote:
Gaah! So confooozed!

Think may need chocolate to calm myself down. droolheart

Confooozed? Solveig. You are the princess in shining armor. Tourterelle is the evil dragon lady who hoards the chocolate. Now save me, the damsel-in-distress, and get us the hell out of here.

Stay away, oh evil Tourterelle!

Well, you have to admit, she is tempting... All that chocolate, and brownies, too! flower1

She is a sinful temptress. I understand that this will be an extremely difficult thing for you to do. But remember this. God is on our side... lol! . So do the right thing and SLAY HER!!!

Bah! You are not wise, young one. Join me, and you could be GREAT!

You know, that does sound a little bit like Voldemort... a.k.a. S. Meyer... Very Happy

That's what I was thinking as I wrote it!

I'm like the female Voldy, then! affraid

You know, Zara, we may have beaten her Wink

Traitor! I promised you the world of eye patches, Dr. House, and peg legs, and yet you turn it all down!

You shall die! *hurls flaming truffles at your head*

lol! I'll block you, Solveig!!!

lol!

You have sacrificed yourself!

I have? Wow.

If I'd known that before, I'd have founded a sect before. I could have become a cult. Darn.

OWNED.

lol!
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