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Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:11 am

Tourterelle wrote:
Maybe you, Zara, will have the honor of being next on the menu.

Maybe you'll taste AS GOOD AS YOUR FATHER DID!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHHAAHA! Twisted Evil

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You.....killed my father? HOW COULD YOU. Screw tomorrow's appointment with the lawyer at noon. I'm dragging you to court NOW. Come on, evil CQ. I formally DISOWN you.
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:11 am

denizenofevil wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Mmmm, Louisa, your finger is better than any chocolate bar I've ever had...I can't wait to enjoy the thumb.... lol!

See, Denizen? Is THIS the queen you want to be ruled by? This....CANNIBAL?!?!?

lol... She's no match for my hypnotic powers!!! Bow, peasant, bow!!!

Yeah, like that works on me.

Because of my choco-boobs, I'm immune! MUAHAHA! You fail! *bites off your nose*
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:12 am

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Maybe you, Zara, will have the honor of being next on the menu.

Maybe you'll taste AS GOOD AS YOUR FATHER DID!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHHAAHA! Twisted Evil

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You.....killed my father? HOW COULD YOU. Screw tomorrow's appointment with the lawyer at noon. I'm dragging you to court NOW. Come on, evil CQ. I formally DISOWN you.

Coward! You have to use the court systems? Let's duke it out, DAUGHTER, here and now.

I brought you into this world, and I can sure as hell TAKE. YOU. OUT!!!
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Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:12 am

denizenofevil wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Mmmm, Louisa, your finger is better than any chocolate bar I've ever had...I can't wait to enjoy the thumb.... lol!

See, Denizen? Is THIS the queen you want to be ruled by? This....CANNIBAL?!?!?

lol... She's no match for my hypnotic powers!!! Bow, peasant, bow!!!

Oh, yeah, your hypnotic powers! You hypnotized me once to go to bed! Remember? Oh, the memories! Bow down before us, CQ!!!! BOW!
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Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:12 am

denizenofevil wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Mmmm, Louisa, your finger is better than any chocolate bar I've ever had...I can't wait to enjoy the thumb.... lol!

See, Denizen? Is THIS the queen you want to be ruled by? This....CANNIBAL?!?!?

lol... She's no match for my hypnotic powers!!! Bow, peasant, bow!!!

OMG!!! I totally remember your ability to put people to sleep. Oh, Denizen, my fair lady, will you join us in this valiant battle to save the world?

Plan: make CQ fall asleep in her chocolate pool so that she DROWNS!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:12 am

Louisa Lynn wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Mmmm, Louisa, your finger is better than any chocolate bar I've ever had...I can't wait to enjoy the thumb.... lol!

See, Denizen? Is THIS the queen you want to be ruled by? This....CANNIBAL?!?!?

lol... She's no match for my hypnotic powers!!! Bow, peasant, bow!!!

Oh, yeah, your hypnotic powers! You hypnotized me once to go to bed! Remember? Oh, the memories! Bow down before us, CQ!!!! BOW!

I am regal. More so than you lowly, stinking serfs.

I am IMMUNE to such wimpy powers.
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Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:13 am

Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Maybe you, Zara, will have the honor of being next on the menu.

Maybe you'll taste AS GOOD AS YOUR FATHER DID!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHHAAHA! Twisted Evil

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You.....killed my father? HOW COULD YOU. Screw tomorrow's appointment with the lawyer at noon. I'm dragging you to court NOW. Come on, evil CQ. I formally DISOWN you.

Coward! You have to use the court systems? Let's duke it out, DAUGHTER, here and now.

I brought you into this world, and I can sure as hell TAKE. YOU. OUT!!!

Yeaahh...I'm still wondering how you conceived Zara. Maybe you adopted her?
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:13 am

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Maybe you, Zara, will have the honor of being next on the menu.

Maybe you'll taste AS GOOD AS YOUR FATHER DID!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHHAAHA! Twisted Evil

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You.....killed my father? HOW COULD YOU. Screw tomorrow's appointment with the lawyer at noon. I'm dragging you to court NOW. Come on, evil CQ. I formally DISOWN you.

Coward! You have to use the court systems? Let's duke it out, DAUGHTER, here and now.

I brought you into this world, and I can sure as hell TAKE. YOU. OUT!!!

Yeaahh...I'm still wondering how you conceived Zara. Maybe you adopted her?

"Things that go bump, bump, bump in the night..."

You see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...
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Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:14 am

Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Maybe you, Zara, will have the honor of being next on the menu.

Maybe you'll taste AS GOOD AS YOUR FATHER DID!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHHAAHA! Twisted Evil

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You.....killed my father? HOW COULD YOU. Screw tomorrow's appointment with the lawyer at noon. I'm dragging you to court NOW. Come on, evil CQ. I formally DISOWN you.

Coward! You have to use the court systems? Let's duke it out, DAUGHTER, here and now.

I brought you into this world, and I can sure as hell TAKE. YOU. OUT!!!

Yeaahh...I'm still wondering how you conceived Zara. Maybe you adopted her?

"Things that go bump, bump, bump in the night..."

You see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

You must have drugged Hershey!
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:15 am

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Maybe you, Zara, will have the honor of being next on the menu.

Maybe you'll taste AS GOOD AS YOUR FATHER DID!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHHAAHA! Twisted Evil

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You.....killed my father? HOW COULD YOU. Screw tomorrow's appointment with the lawyer at noon. I'm dragging you to court NOW. Come on, evil CQ. I formally DISOWN you.

Coward! You have to use the court systems? Let's duke it out, DAUGHTER, here and now.

I brought you into this world, and I can sure as hell TAKE. YOU. OUT!!!

Yeaahh...I'm still wondering how you conceived Zara. Maybe you adopted her?

"Things that go bump, bump, bump in the night..."

You see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

You must have drugged Hershey!

No. The man dearly loved me, he was SO passionate...and he tasted delicious!
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Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:16 am

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Mmmm, Louisa, your finger is better than any chocolate bar I've ever had...I can't wait to enjoy the thumb.... lol!

See, Denizen? Is THIS the queen you want to be ruled by? This....CANNIBAL?!?!?

lol... She's no match for my hypnotic powers!!! Bow, peasant, bow!!!

OMG!!! I totally remember your ability to put people to sleep. Oh, Denizen, my fair lady, will you join us in this valiant battle to save the world?

Plan: make CQ fall asleep in her chocolate pool so that she DROWNS!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

How about we just drown her manually? Apparently she is "immune to wimpy powers." lol!
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Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:16 am

Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Maybe you, Zara, will have the honor of being next on the menu.

Maybe you'll taste AS GOOD AS YOUR FATHER DID!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHHAAHA! Twisted Evil

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You.....killed my father? HOW COULD YOU. Screw tomorrow's appointment with the lawyer at noon. I'm dragging you to court NOW. Come on, evil CQ. I formally DISOWN you.

Coward! You have to use the court systems? Let's duke it out, DAUGHTER, here and now.

I brought you into this world, and I can sure as hell TAKE. YOU. OUT!!!

Yeaahh...I'm still wondering how you conceived Zara. Maybe you adopted her?

"Things that go bump, bump, bump in the night..."

You see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

Impossible. You couldn't have had sex with Mr. Hershey. He is (or rather WAS, thanks to you) a very sensible man.
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:17 am

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Mmmm, Louisa, your finger is better than any chocolate bar I've ever had...I can't wait to enjoy the thumb.... lol!

See, Denizen? Is THIS the queen you want to be ruled by? This....CANNIBAL?!?!?

lol... She's no match for my hypnotic powers!!! Bow, peasant, bow!!!

OMG!!! I totally remember your ability to put people to sleep. Oh, Denizen, my fair lady, will you join us in this valiant battle to save the world?

Plan: make CQ fall asleep in her chocolate pool so that she DROWNS!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

How about we just drown her manually? Apparently she is "immune to wimpy powers." lol!

Good luck with THAT one.

I have bodyguards all around, each one armed and ready to slice off your heads! Besides, you're a lousy CRIPPLE with no hands!
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:17 am

Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Maybe you, Zara, will have the honor of being next on the menu.

Maybe you'll taste AS GOOD AS YOUR FATHER DID!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHHAAHA! Twisted Evil

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You.....killed my father? HOW COULD YOU. Screw tomorrow's appointment with the lawyer at noon. I'm dragging you to court NOW. Come on, evil CQ. I formally DISOWN you.

Coward! You have to use the court systems? Let's duke it out, DAUGHTER, here and now.

I brought you into this world, and I can sure as hell TAKE. YOU. OUT!!!

Yeaahh...I'm still wondering how you conceived Zara. Maybe you adopted her?

"Things that go bump, bump, bump in the night..."

You see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

You must have drugged Hershey!

No. The man dearly loved me, he was SO passionate...and he tasted delicious!

Oh, Christ. You ate him, for God's sake! You must not have loved him back.

Let's get off the topic of your sex life, shall we?
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Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:18 am

Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Mmmm, Louisa, your finger is better than any chocolate bar I've ever had...I can't wait to enjoy the thumb.... lol!

See, Denizen? Is THIS the queen you want to be ruled by? This....CANNIBAL?!?!?

lol... She's no match for my hypnotic powers!!! Bow, peasant, bow!!!

OMG!!! I totally remember your ability to put people to sleep. Oh, Denizen, my fair lady, will you join us in this valiant battle to save the world?

Plan: make CQ fall asleep in her chocolate pool so that she DROWNS!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

How about we just drown her manually? Apparently she is "immune to wimpy powers." lol!

Good luck with THAT one.

I have bodyguards all around, each one armed and ready to slice off your heads! Besides, you're a lousy CRIPPLE with no hands!

HELLLLLLOOO?? Dr. Mario (from Super Smash Bros.) performed surgery and my hands are very well, thank you very much!
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:18 am

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Maybe you, Zara, will have the honor of being next on the menu.

Maybe you'll taste AS GOOD AS YOUR FATHER DID!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHHAAHA! Twisted Evil

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You.....killed my father? HOW COULD YOU. Screw tomorrow's appointment with the lawyer at noon. I'm dragging you to court NOW. Come on, evil CQ. I formally DISOWN you.

Coward! You have to use the court systems? Let's duke it out, DAUGHTER, here and now.

I brought you into this world, and I can sure as hell TAKE. YOU. OUT!!!

Yeaahh...I'm still wondering how you conceived Zara. Maybe you adopted her?

"Things that go bump, bump, bump in the night..."

You see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

You must have drugged Hershey!

No. The man dearly loved me, he was SO passionate...and he tasted delicious!

Oh, Christ. You ate him, for God's sake! You must not have loved him back.

Let's get off the topic of your sex life, shall we?

*sings* Just because you don't haaaave one... lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:19 am

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Mmmm, Louisa, your finger is better than any chocolate bar I've ever had...I can't wait to enjoy the thumb.... lol!

See, Denizen? Is THIS the queen you want to be ruled by? This....CANNIBAL?!?!?

lol... She's no match for my hypnotic powers!!! Bow, peasant, bow!!!

OMG!!! I totally remember your ability to put people to sleep. Oh, Denizen, my fair lady, will you join us in this valiant battle to save the world?

Plan: make CQ fall asleep in her chocolate pool so that she DROWNS!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

How about we just drown her manually? Apparently she is "immune to wimpy powers." lol!

Good luck with THAT one.

I have bodyguards all around, each one armed and ready to slice off your heads! Besides, you're a lousy CRIPPLE with no hands!

HELLLLLLOOO?? Dr. Mario (from Super Smash Bros.) performed surgery and my hands are very well, thank you very much!

What are you talking about? I ate that moron (and his brother) 3 years ago!
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:20 am



Sleep fool! Sleep! Drown in your own chocolatey goodness! Oh no!! the chocolate is blocking my powers!! Let's shoot sparkles at her!
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:20 am

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Sleep fool! Sleep! Drown in your own chocolatey goodness! Oh no!! the chocolate is blocking my powers!! Let's shoot sparkles at her!

HA. Didn't even work one iota.

YOU FAIL AT LIFE. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:21 am

Tourterelle wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:


Sleep fool! Sleep! Drown in your own chocolatey goodness! Oh no!! the chocolate is blocking my powers!! Let's shoot sparkles at her!

HA. Didn't even work one iota.

YOU FAIL AT LIFE. lol!

How about a kick in the ass? lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:22 am

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:


Sleep fool! Sleep! Drown in your own chocolatey goodness! Oh no!! the chocolate is blocking my powers!! Let's shoot sparkles at her!

HA. Didn't even work one iota.

YOU FAIL AT LIFE. lol!

How about a kick in the ass? lol!

Nope. It's padded with the finest in French chocolates! lol!
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Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:23 am

Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:


Sleep fool! Sleep! Drown in your own chocolatey goodness! Oh no!! the chocolate is blocking my powers!! Let's shoot sparkles at her!

HA. Didn't even work one iota.

YOU FAIL AT LIFE. lol!

How about a kick in the ass? lol!

Nope. It's padded with the finest in French chocolates! lol!

Jeez, I'm surprised you haven't been ambushed by a couple of hungry hobos.
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:24 am

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:


Sleep fool! Sleep! Drown in your own chocolatey goodness! Oh no!! the chocolate is blocking my powers!! Let's shoot sparkles at her!

HA. Didn't even work one iota.

YOU FAIL AT LIFE. lol!

How about a kick in the ass? lol!

Nope. It's padded with the finest in French chocolates! lol!

Jeez, I'm surprised you haven't been ambushed by a couple of hungry hobos.

confused But...I have.

HERSHEY WAS ONE OF THEM.
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:35 am

Now now, children.

Let's not fuss. tongue
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:07 am

Tourterelle wrote:
Now now, children.

Let's not fuss. tongue

You started it, weirdo... lol!

I can't believe you are my mom---I seriously am beginning to think that I was adopted. I'd better be, at least... Razz
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