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Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:59 am

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Uniqueness is better than CONFORMING. Razz

I'm ashamed of you, my own daughter. Evil or Very Mad

Again. I'd rather conform than have freaking ants bite at my nipples...
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Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:00 am

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Dear God, no wonder Stephenie Meyer reached that SIZE! You've been endlessly feeding her with chocolates, CQ!

Zara! We'll have to join forces to defeat the two women that are slowly causing the downfall of man!! Get your light sabers ready!! starwars

AHA! I KNEW that there was something behind all of this. I finally got the entire picture.

>CQ wants to take over world
>CQ needs to control minds of powerful people, aka. hormonal teen girls.
>CQ hypnotizes Meyer, making her write to take over their minds.
>Hypnotized girls spread word about CQ
>Only Louisa Lynn, me, and a few other exiles have been spared from this terror.

WE MUST STRIKE BACK! Sabers ready..........CHARGE!
starwars

God, it's all so clear now! Tourterelle, it's time to end your reign!!! (and SMeyer's too)

starwars *makes light saber noises*
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:01 am

This has gone too far! I'm now considered in the leagues with her, who is my mortal enemy, even more so than you clowns!

*shoots Stephenie Meyer*

Let us resume the real battle: YOU TWO. starwars
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Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:02 am

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Uniqueness is better than CONFORMING. Razz

I'm ashamed of you, my own daughter. Evil or Very Mad

lol! She doesn't need your opinion! lol!

Zara, did you file for emancipation yet?

Oh yeah. My dad has been dragging her chocolate ass to court all these years. They've been fighting for custody the entire time. Unfortunately, CQ bribed the judge with chocolate, so as to force me to go with her.

But I ain't putting up with it any more. It's on. In fact, sweet mommy, I've scheduled an appointment with my lawyer tomorrow at noon. YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
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Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:02 am

Tourterelle wrote:
This has gone too far! I'm now considered in the leagues with her, who is my mortal enemy, even more so than you clowns!

*shoots Stephenie Meyer*

Let us resume the real battle: YOU TWO. starwars

Wooh! One down, one more to go!

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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:03 am

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Uniqueness is better than CONFORMING. Razz

I'm ashamed of you, my own daughter. Evil or Very Mad

lol! She doesn't need your opinion! lol!

Zara, did you file for emancipation yet?

Oh yeah. My dad has been dragging her chocolate ass to court all these years. They've been fighting for custody the entire time. Unfortunately, CQ bribed the judge with chocolate, so as to force me to go with her.

But I ain't putting up with it any more. It's on. In fact, sweet mommy, I've scheduled an appointment with my lawyer tomorrow at noon. YOU'RE GOING DOWN.

Bring it on. I don't need you, with yer bite size boobies and yer UPPER LIP HAIR.
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:04 am

*SLICES OFF LOUISA'S HAND*

To match yours, dear daughter. MUAHAHHAHA. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

*bites off a finger, dips in chocolate, and eats*


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Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:04 am

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Uniqueness is better than CONFORMING. Razz

I'm ashamed of you, my own daughter. Evil or Very Mad

lol! She doesn't need your opinion! lol!

Zara, did you file for emancipation yet?

Oh yeah. My dad has been dragging her chocolate ass to court all these years. They've been fighting for custody the entire time. Unfortunately, CQ bribed the judge with chocolate, so as to force me to go with her.

But I ain't putting up with it any more. It's on. In fact, sweet mommy, I've scheduled an appointment with my lawyer tomorrow at noon. YOU'RE GOING DOWN.

lol! She bribed the judge with chocolate? That is so low, even for you, CQ.

Again, I say it: YOU GOT PWNED, Tourterelle!
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Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:04 am

Tourterelle wrote:
This has gone too far! I'm now considered in the leagues with her, who is my mortal enemy, even more so than you clowns!

*shoots Stephenie Meyer*

Let us resume the real battle: YOU TWO. starwars

You murderer and traitor. How could you kill your OWN MINION!?!?! Oh well, makes it a WHOLE lot easier for Louisa Lynn and myself...

It's on.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:05 am

Tourterelle wrote:
*SLICES OFF LOUISA'S HAND*

To match yours, dear daughter. MUAHAHHAHA. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

*bites off a finger, dips in chocolate, and eats*

What the hell?! You evil chocolate menace!
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:05 am

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Uniqueness is better than CONFORMING. Razz

I'm ashamed of you, my own daughter. Evil or Very Mad

lol! She doesn't need your opinion! lol!

Zara, did you file for emancipation yet?

Oh yeah. My dad has been dragging her chocolate ass to court all these years. They've been fighting for custody the entire time. Unfortunately, CQ bribed the judge with chocolate, so as to force me to go with her.

But I ain't putting up with it any more. It's on. In fact, sweet mommy, I've scheduled an appointment with my lawyer tomorrow at noon. YOU'RE GOING DOWN.

lol! She bribed the judge with chocolate? That is so low, even for you, CQ.

Again, I say it: YOU GOT PWNED, Tourterelle!

I'm not low. I'm a QUEEN.

I can bribe whoever the hell I want to. I'm REGAL.
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:05 am

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
*SLICES OFF LOUISA'S HAND*

To match yours, dear daughter. MUAHAHHAHA. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

*bites off a finger, dips in chocolate, and eats*

What the hell?! You evil chocolate menace!

Enjoy having one hand, you stalk o' broccoli. *slaps*
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Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:06 am

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
This has gone too far! I'm now considered in the leagues with her, who is my mortal enemy, even more so than you clowns!

*shoots Stephenie Meyer*

Let us resume the real battle: YOU TWO. starwars

You murderer and traitor. How could you kill your OWN MINION!?!?! Oh well, makes it a WHOLE lot easier for Louisa Lynn and myself...

It's on.
starwars starwars starwars

Dumb move, CQ. Tsk, tsk. Why am I not surprised?

The battle continues!!! starwars starwars starwars starwars
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Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:07 am

Tourterelle wrote:
*SLICES OFF LOUISA'S HAND*

To match yours, dear daughter. MUAHAHHAHA. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

*bites off a finger, dips in chocolate, and eats*

foulmouth *fumes* fight

Oh no you didn't. *bitch-slaps CQ with other hand*

Actually, it doesn't matter. Because, one-handed and with Piplup and Kyogre, you're STILL pwned.

starwars

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!


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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:07 am

Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
*SLICES OFF LOUISA'S HAND*

To match yours, dear daughter. MUAHAHHAHA. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

*bites off a finger, dips in chocolate, and eats*

What the hell?! You evil chocolate menace!

Enjoy having one hand, you stalk o' broccoli. *slaps*

I will slap you back with my other hand! *slaps*
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:08 am

Mmmm, Louisa, your finger is better than any chocolate bar I've ever had...I can't wait to enjoy the thumb.... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:08 am

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
*SLICES OFF LOUISA'S HAND*

To match yours, dear daughter. MUAHAHHAHA. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

*bites off a finger, dips in chocolate, and eats*

What the hell?! You evil chocolate menace!

Enjoy having one hand, you stalk o' broccoli. *slaps*

I will slap you back with my other hand! *slaps*

*grabs your hand in mid-slap and chomps it off*

HA. OWNED. Now you have zero hands!
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:08 am

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
*SLICES OFF LOUISA'S HAND*

To match yours, dear daughter. MUAHAHHAHA. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

*bites off a finger, dips in chocolate, and eats*

foulmouth *fumes* fight

Oh no you didn't.

Actually, it doesn't matter. Because, one-handed and with Piplup and Kyogre, you're STILL pwned.

starwars

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Tourterelle got OWNED!!!
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Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:08 am

Tourterelle wrote:
Mmmm, Louisa, your finger is better than any chocolate bar I've ever had...I can't wait to enjoy the thumb.... lol!

See, Denizen? Is THIS the queen you want to be ruled by? This....CANNIBAL?!?!?
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:09 am

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Mmmm, Louisa, your finger is better than any chocolate bar I've ever had...I can't wait to enjoy the thumb.... lol!

See, Denizen? Is THIS the queen you want to be ruled by? This....CANNIBAL?!?!?

Mmm, but sweet daughter, it's SOOOO good...
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:09 am

Maybe you, Zara, will have the honor of being next on the menu.

Maybe you'll taste AS GOOD AS YOUR FATHER DID!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHHAAHA! Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:10 am

Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
*SLICES OFF LOUISA'S HAND*

To match yours, dear daughter. MUAHAHHAHA. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

*bites off a finger, dips in chocolate, and eats*

What the hell?! You evil chocolate menace!

Enjoy having one hand, you stalk o' broccoli. *slaps*

I will slap you back with my other hand! *slaps*

*grabs your hand in mid-slap and chomps it off*

HA. OWNED. Now you have zero hands!

She's STILL got the amazing Choco-Force. OWNED!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:10 am

Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
*SLICES OFF LOUISA'S HAND*

To match yours, dear daughter. MUAHAHHAHA. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

*bites off a finger, dips in chocolate, and eats*

What the hell?! You evil chocolate menace!

Enjoy having one hand, you stalk o' broccoli. *slaps*

I will slap you back with my other hand! *slaps*

*grabs your hand in mid-slap and chomps it off*

HA. OWNED. Now you have zero hands!

Oh, Jesus Christ...


*Dr. Mario appears and performs hands transplant*

I have returned!!!!! starwars
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:10 am

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Mmmm, Louisa, your finger is better than any chocolate bar I've ever had...I can't wait to enjoy the thumb.... lol!

See, Denizen? Is THIS the queen you want to be ruled by? This....CANNIBAL?!?!?

lol... She's no match for my hypnotic powers!!! Bow, peasant, bow!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:11 am

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Mmmm, Louisa, your finger is better than any chocolate bar I've ever had...I can't wait to enjoy the thumb.... lol!

See, Denizen? Is THIS the queen you want to be ruled by? This....CANNIBAL?!?!?

Yeah, Denizen. She's a freaking cannibal! Madwoman!!!
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