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Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:46 am

Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
...holy crap... I can't believe I missed all of this!

Denizen! I was waiting for you to show up. It isn't too late. Join Louisa Lynn and me as we take on my mother, aka. the evil Chocolate Queen/Dragon Tourterelle! Don't succumb to any of her wiles. You can be strong and join us. It isn't too late to stop the forces of EVIL!!!

Lies! You are an evil child!

Denizen, join me. All I want to do is give chocolate to the world, but they want to feed it BROCCOLI!

Join me, and live in chocolatey peace.

NOOOOO!!!!!!! She lies. SHE LIES!!! My mother is on the *dark side*. Besides, it's two on one, Louisa Lynn and me versus Tourterelle. The numbers never lie. HA!
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Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:47 am

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
...holy crap... I can't believe I missed all of this!

Yeah, Denizen, you missed quite a bit. But never fear, it is not too late to join me and Zara on our quest to defeat the evil Chocolate Queen, Tourterelle! Do not be deceived by her chocolate!!!

Lies! They're the ones attacking ME! I only wish to rule as peaceful queen and give all my subjects HUNKA HUNKA COOKIES AND TRUFFLES, but they're dastardly fiends trying to destroy my peace!

Besides, Zara has fun size chocolate bar boobs. *snickers* lol! lol!

Tsk tsk tsk. Don't you remember, mother? I didn't take after you with the choco-boobs (thank goodness). I took after my daddy there.

Besides, YOU have family-sized chocolate bar boobs. *laughs hysterically*

*laughs along* You got pwned! Seriously, CQ!!!

Have you ever considered surgery to get rid of those family-sized bar boobs?
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Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:47 am

Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
...holy crap... I can't believe I missed all of this!

Yeah, Denizen, you missed quite a bit. But never fear, it is not too late to join me and Zara on our quest to defeat the evil Chocolate Queen, Tourterelle! Do not be deceived by her chocolate!!!

Lies! They're the ones attacking ME! I only wish to rule as peaceful queen and give all my subjects HUNKA HUNKA COOKIES AND TRUFFLES, but they're dastardly fiends trying to destroy my peace!

Besides, Zara has fun size chocolate bar boobs. *snickers* lol! lol!

Tsk tsk tsk. Don't you remember, mother? I didn't take after you with the choco-boobs (thank goodness). I took after my daddy there.

Besides, YOU have family-sized chocolate bar boobs. *laughs hysterically*

J-e-l-l-l-l-o-u-s-y-y-y-y! *sings*

You WISH you had a pair like these!

Besides, you took after your pa? What, flat-chested? MUAHAHA!

I'd rather be flat chested than have ants biting at my nipples. OH SNAP!
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Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:47 am

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
...holy crap... I can't believe I missed all of this!

Denizen! I was waiting for you to show up. It isn't too late. Join Louisa Lynn and me as we take on my mother, aka. the evil Chocolate Queen/Dragon Tourterelle! Don't succumb to any of her wiles. You can be strong and join us. It isn't too late to stop the forces of EVIL!!!

Lies! You are an evil child!

Denizen, join me. All I want to do is give chocolate to the world, but they want to feed it BROCCOLI!

Join me, and live in chocolatey peace.

NOOOOO!!!!!!! She lies. SHE LIES!!! My mother is on the *dark side*. Besides, it's two on one, Louisa Lynn and me versus Tourterelle. The numbers never lie. HA!

Plus, she has Piplup and I have Kyogre. So technically it's FOUR against ONE!!!
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:48 am

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
...holy crap... I can't believe I missed all of this!

Yeah, Denizen, you missed quite a bit. But never fear, it is not too late to join me and Zara on our quest to defeat the evil Chocolate Queen, Tourterelle! Do not be deceived by her chocolate!!!

Lies! They're the ones attacking ME! I only wish to rule as peaceful queen and give all my subjects HUNKA HUNKA COOKIES AND TRUFFLES, but they're dastardly fiends trying to destroy my peace!

Besides, Zara has fun size chocolate bar boobs. *snickers* lol! lol!

Tsk tsk tsk. Don't you remember, mother? I didn't take after you with the choco-boobs (thank goodness). I took after my daddy there.

Besides, YOU have family-sized chocolate bar boobs. *laughs hysterically*

*laughs along* You got pwned! Seriously, CQ!!!

Have you ever considered surgery to get rid of those family-sized bar boobs?

Oh, I just take a bite out of them now and again. Works just as well, a six month treatment!

Keeps 'em ripe. lol!
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Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:48 am

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
...holy crap... I can't believe I missed all of this!

Yeah, Denizen, you missed quite a bit. But never fear, it is not too late to join me and Zara on our quest to defeat the evil Chocolate Queen, Tourterelle! Do not be deceived by her chocolate!!!

Lies! They're the ones attacking ME! I only wish to rule as peaceful queen and give all my subjects HUNKA HUNKA COOKIES AND TRUFFLES, but they're dastardly fiends trying to destroy my peace!

Besides, Zara has fun size chocolate bar boobs. *snickers* lol! lol!

Tsk tsk tsk. Don't you remember, mother? I didn't take after you with the choco-boobs (thank goodness). I took after my daddy there.

Besides, YOU have family-sized chocolate bar boobs. *laughs hysterically*

J-e-l-l-l-l-o-u-s-y-y-y-y! *sings*

You WISH you had a pair like these!

Besides, you took after your pa? What, flat-chested? MUAHAHA!

I'd rather be flat chested than have ants biting at my nipples. OH SNAP!

OOH! OWNED!!
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Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:48 am

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
...holy crap... I can't believe I missed all of this!

Yeah, Denizen, you missed quite a bit. But never fear, it is not too late to join me and Zara on our quest to defeat the evil Chocolate Queen, Tourterelle! Do not be deceived by her chocolate!!!

Lies! They're the ones attacking ME! I only wish to rule as peaceful queen and give all my subjects HUNKA HUNKA COOKIES AND TRUFFLES, but they're dastardly fiends trying to destroy my peace!

Besides, Zara has fun size chocolate bar boobs. *snickers* lol! lol!

Tsk tsk tsk. Don't you remember, mother? I didn't take after you with the choco-boobs (thank goodness). I took after my daddy there.

Besides, YOU have family-sized chocolate bar boobs. *laughs hysterically*

*laughs along* You got pwned! Seriously, CQ!!!

Have you ever considered surgery to get rid of those family-sized bar boobs?

I know. She should consider getting breast implants. After all, it WAS the choco-boobs that scared away my father in the first place.
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:49 am

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
...holy crap... I can't believe I missed all of this!

Denizen! I was waiting for you to show up. It isn't too late. Join Louisa Lynn and me as we take on my mother, aka. the evil Chocolate Queen/Dragon Tourterelle! Don't succumb to any of her wiles. You can be strong and join us. It isn't too late to stop the forces of EVIL!!!

Lies! You are an evil child!

Denizen, join me. All I want to do is give chocolate to the world, but they want to feed it BROCCOLI!

Join me, and live in chocolatey peace.

NOOOOO!!!!!!! She lies. SHE LIES!!! My mother is on the *dark side*. Besides, it's two on one, Louisa Lynn and me versus Tourterelle. The numbers never lie. HA!

The numbers do not lie! More people like Twilight than they do dislike it: does that mean Twilight is awesome? Does it? DOES IT?

You FAIL AT CHOCOLATEY LIFE! Evil or Very Mad affraid


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Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:49 am

Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
...holy crap... I can't believe I missed all of this!

Yeah, Denizen, you missed quite a bit. But never fear, it is not too late to join me and Zara on our quest to defeat the evil Chocolate Queen, Tourterelle! Do not be deceived by her chocolate!!!

Lies! They're the ones attacking ME! I only wish to rule as peaceful queen and give all my subjects HUNKA HUNKA COOKIES AND TRUFFLES, but they're dastardly fiends trying to destroy my peace!

Besides, Zara has fun size chocolate bar boobs. *snickers* lol! lol!

Tsk tsk tsk. Don't you remember, mother? I didn't take after you with the choco-boobs (thank goodness). I took after my daddy there.

Besides, YOU have family-sized chocolate bar boobs. *laughs hysterically*

*laughs along* You got pwned! Seriously, CQ!!!

Have you ever considered surgery to get rid of those family-sized bar boobs?

Oh, I just take a bite out of them now and again. Works just as well, a six month treatment!

Keeps 'em ripe. lol!

*points to Tourterelle*

SHE'S CRAZY, I TELL YOU!!! CRAZY!!!

Denizen, join us now or forever hold your peace!!!
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Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:50 am

Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
...holy crap... I can't believe I missed all of this!

Denizen! I was waiting for you to show up. It isn't too late. Join Louisa Lynn and me as we take on my mother, aka. the evil Chocolate Queen/Dragon Tourterelle! Don't succumb to any of her wiles. You can be strong and join us. It isn't too late to stop the forces of EVIL!!!

Lies! You are an evil child!

Denizen, join me. All I want to do is give chocolate to the world, but they want to feed it BROCCOLI!

Join me, and live in chocolatey peace.

NOOOOO!!!!!!! She lies. SHE LIES!!! My mother is on the *dark side*. Besides, it's two on one, Louisa Lynn and me versus Tourterelle. The numbers never lie. HA!

The numbers do not lie! More people like Twilight than they do dislike it: does that mean Twilight is awesome? Does it? DOES IT?

You FAIL AT CHOCOLATEY LIFE! Evil or Very Mad affraid

In this case, the numbers don't lie!!

And please don't mention that book on this wonderful moment. Don't ruin it now. lol!
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:50 am

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
...holy crap... I can't believe I missed all of this!

Yeah, Denizen, you missed quite a bit. But never fear, it is not too late to join me and Zara on our quest to defeat the evil Chocolate Queen, Tourterelle! Do not be deceived by her chocolate!!!

Lies! They're the ones attacking ME! I only wish to rule as peaceful queen and give all my subjects HUNKA HUNKA COOKIES AND TRUFFLES, but they're dastardly fiends trying to destroy my peace!

Besides, Zara has fun size chocolate bar boobs. *snickers* lol! lol!

Tsk tsk tsk. Don't you remember, mother? I didn't take after you with the choco-boobs (thank goodness). I took after my daddy there.

Besides, YOU have family-sized chocolate bar boobs. *laughs hysterically*

*laughs along* You got pwned! Seriously, CQ!!!

Have you ever considered surgery to get rid of those family-sized bar boobs?

I know. She should consider getting breast implants. After all, it WAS the choco-boobs that scared away my father in the first place.

Psht, no. Your father left because of you, child. Because you wouldn't join us.

And because of that mustache you starting growing in the third grade, but we try not to discuss that. lol!
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:51 am

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
...holy crap... I can't believe I missed all of this!

Denizen! I was waiting for you to show up. It isn't too late. Join Louisa Lynn and me as we take on my mother, aka. the evil Chocolate Queen/Dragon Tourterelle! Don't succumb to any of her wiles. You can be strong and join us. It isn't too late to stop the forces of EVIL!!!

Lies! You are an evil child!

Denizen, join me. All I want to do is give chocolate to the world, but they want to feed it BROCCOLI!

Join me, and live in chocolatey peace.

NOOOOO!!!!!!! She lies. SHE LIES!!! My mother is on the *dark side*. Besides, it's two on one, Louisa Lynn and me versus Tourterelle. The numbers never lie. HA!

The numbers do not lie! More people like Twilight than they do dislike it: does that mean Twilight is awesome? Does it? DOES IT?

You FAIL AT CHOCOLATEY LIFE! Evil or Very Mad affraid

In this case, the numbers don't lie!!

And please don't mention that book on this wonderful moment. Don't ruin it now. lol!

The numbers do not lie.

YOU DO. *slaps you*
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Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:51 am

Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
...holy crap... I can't believe I missed all of this!

Denizen! I was waiting for you to show up. It isn't too late. Join Louisa Lynn and me as we take on my mother, aka. the evil Chocolate Queen/Dragon Tourterelle! Don't succumb to any of her wiles. You can be strong and join us. It isn't too late to stop the forces of EVIL!!!

Lies! You are an evil child!

Denizen, join me. All I want to do is give chocolate to the world, but they want to feed it BROCCOLI!

Join me, and live in chocolatey peace.

NOOOOO!!!!!!! She lies. SHE LIES!!! My mother is on the *dark side*. Besides, it's two on one, Louisa Lynn and me versus Tourterelle. The numbers never lie. HA!

The numbers do not lie! More people like Twilight than they do dislike it: does that mean Twilight is awesome? Does it? DOES IT?

You FAIL AT CHOCOLATEY LIFE! Evil or Very Mad affraid

Well, like YOU, Meyer has cast a spell over those innocent hormonal girls. ARE YOU IN COHORTS WITH MEYER TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?!?!?!?!

gape Louisa Lynn!!! We need to work together to save the world before it's TOO LATE!!!!
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:52 am

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
...holy crap... I can't believe I missed all of this!

Denizen! I was waiting for you to show up. It isn't too late. Join Louisa Lynn and me as we take on my mother, aka. the evil Chocolate Queen/Dragon Tourterelle! Don't succumb to any of her wiles. You can be strong and join us. It isn't too late to stop the forces of EVIL!!!

Lies! You are an evil child!

Denizen, join me. All I want to do is give chocolate to the world, but they want to feed it BROCCOLI!

Join me, and live in chocolatey peace.

NOOOOO!!!!!!! She lies. SHE LIES!!! My mother is on the *dark side*. Besides, it's two on one, Louisa Lynn and me versus Tourterelle. The numbers never lie. HA!

The numbers do not lie! More people like Twilight than they do dislike it: does that mean Twilight is awesome? Does it? DOES IT?

You FAIL AT CHOCOLATEY LIFE! Evil or Very Mad affraid

Well, like YOU, Meyer has cast a spell over those innocent hormonal girls. ARE YOU IN COHORTS WITH MEYER TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?!?!?!?!

gape Louisa Lynn!!! We need to work together to save the world before it's TOO LATE!!!!

Psht, never!

Meyer. Likes. Carrots!! SHE'S the evil one!
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Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:52 am

Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
...holy crap... I can't believe I missed all of this!

Yeah, Denizen, you missed quite a bit. But never fear, it is not too late to join me and Zara on our quest to defeat the evil Chocolate Queen, Tourterelle! Do not be deceived by her chocolate!!!

Lies! They're the ones attacking ME! I only wish to rule as peaceful queen and give all my subjects HUNKA HUNKA COOKIES AND TRUFFLES, but they're dastardly fiends trying to destroy my peace!

Besides, Zara has fun size chocolate bar boobs. *snickers* lol! lol!

Tsk tsk tsk. Don't you remember, mother? I didn't take after you with the choco-boobs (thank goodness). I took after my daddy there.

Besides, YOU have family-sized chocolate bar boobs. *laughs hysterically*

*laughs along* You got pwned! Seriously, CQ!!!

Have you ever considered surgery to get rid of those family-sized bar boobs?

I know. She should consider getting breast implants. After all, it WAS the choco-boobs that scared away my father in the first place.

Psht, no. Your father left because of you, child. Because you wouldn't join us.

And because of that mustache you starting growing in the third grade, but we try not to discuss that. lol!

I doubt Mr. Hershey is as evil as you, CQ. Why would Hershey want to "do it" with you anyway? God!

Have you looked in the mirror lately? You're kind of hairy below the nose. Yup.
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Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
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PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:54 am

Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
...holy crap... I can't believe I missed all of this!

Yeah, Denizen, you missed quite a bit. But never fear, it is not too late to join me and Zara on our quest to defeat the evil Chocolate Queen, Tourterelle! Do not be deceived by her chocolate!!!

Lies! They're the ones attacking ME! I only wish to rule as peaceful queen and give all my subjects HUNKA HUNKA COOKIES AND TRUFFLES, but they're dastardly fiends trying to destroy my peace!

Besides, Zara has fun size chocolate bar boobs. *snickers* lol! lol!

Tsk tsk tsk. Don't you remember, mother? I didn't take after you with the choco-boobs (thank goodness). I took after my daddy there.

Besides, YOU have family-sized chocolate bar boobs. *laughs hysterically*

*laughs along* You got pwned! Seriously, CQ!!!

Have you ever considered surgery to get rid of those family-sized bar boobs?

I know. She should consider getting breast implants. After all, it WAS the choco-boobs that scared away my father in the first place.

Psht, no. Your father left because of you, child. Because you wouldn't join us.

And because of that mustache you starting growing in the third grade, but we try not to discuss that. lol!

Well, I went under the laser treatment to get rid of that and any other weird stuff. Because, unlike YOU, I TRY to be normal (and I'm quite successful at that. Louisa Lynn can attest to that, right girl?)

Besides, your logic makes NO SENSE. Why would my dad leave YOU if he was scared of ME? Answer THAT.
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:54 am

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
...holy crap... I can't believe I missed all of this!

Yeah, Denizen, you missed quite a bit. But never fear, it is not too late to join me and Zara on our quest to defeat the evil Chocolate Queen, Tourterelle! Do not be deceived by her chocolate!!!

Lies! They're the ones attacking ME! I only wish to rule as peaceful queen and give all my subjects HUNKA HUNKA COOKIES AND TRUFFLES, but they're dastardly fiends trying to destroy my peace!

Besides, Zara has fun size chocolate bar boobs. *snickers* lol! lol!

Tsk tsk tsk. Don't you remember, mother? I didn't take after you with the choco-boobs (thank goodness). I took after my daddy there.

Besides, YOU have family-sized chocolate bar boobs. *laughs hysterically*

*laughs along* You got pwned! Seriously, CQ!!!

Have you ever considered surgery to get rid of those family-sized bar boobs?

I know. She should consider getting breast implants. After all, it WAS the choco-boobs that scared away my father in the first place.

Psht, no. Your father left because of you, child. Because you wouldn't join us.

And because of that mustache you starting growing in the third grade, but we try not to discuss that. lol!

I doubt Mr. Hershey is as evil as you, CQ. Why would Hershey want to "do it" with you anyway? God!

Have you looked in the mirror lately? You're kind of hairy below the nose. Yup.
Naww.

I'm, too sexy for my shirt...
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Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:54 am

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
...holy crap... I can't believe I missed all of this!

Denizen! I was waiting for you to show up. It isn't too late. Join Louisa Lynn and me as we take on my mother, aka. the evil Chocolate Queen/Dragon Tourterelle! Don't succumb to any of her wiles. You can be strong and join us. It isn't too late to stop the forces of EVIL!!!

Lies! You are an evil child!

Denizen, join me. All I want to do is give chocolate to the world, but they want to feed it BROCCOLI!

Join me, and live in chocolatey peace.

NOOOOO!!!!!!! She lies. SHE LIES!!! My mother is on the *dark side*. Besides, it's two on one, Louisa Lynn and me versus Tourterelle. The numbers never lie. HA!

The numbers do not lie! More people like Twilight than they do dislike it: does that mean Twilight is awesome? Does it? DOES IT?

You FAIL AT CHOCOLATEY LIFE! Evil or Very Mad affraid

Well, like YOU, Meyer has cast a spell over those innocent hormonal girls. ARE YOU IN COHORTS WITH MEYER TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?!?!?!?!

gape Louisa Lynn!!! We need to work together to save the world before it's TOO LATE!!!!

Dear God, no wonder Stephenie Meyer reached that SIZE! You've been endlessly feeding her with chocolates, CQ!

Zara! We'll have to join forces to defeat the two women that are slowly causing the downfall of man!! Get your light sabers ready!! starwars
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:54 am

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
...holy crap... I can't believe I missed all of this!

Yeah, Denizen, you missed quite a bit. But never fear, it is not too late to join me and Zara on our quest to defeat the evil Chocolate Queen, Tourterelle! Do not be deceived by her chocolate!!!

Lies! They're the ones attacking ME! I only wish to rule as peaceful queen and give all my subjects HUNKA HUNKA COOKIES AND TRUFFLES, but they're dastardly fiends trying to destroy my peace!

Besides, Zara has fun size chocolate bar boobs. *snickers* lol! lol!

Tsk tsk tsk. Don't you remember, mother? I didn't take after you with the choco-boobs (thank goodness). I took after my daddy there.

Besides, YOU have family-sized chocolate bar boobs. *laughs hysterically*

*laughs along* You got pwned! Seriously, CQ!!!

Have you ever considered surgery to get rid of those family-sized bar boobs?

I know. She should consider getting breast implants. After all, it WAS the choco-boobs that scared away my father in the first place.

Psht, no. Your father left because of you, child. Because you wouldn't join us.

And because of that mustache you starting growing in the third grade, but we try not to discuss that. lol!

Well, I went under the laser treatment to get rid of that and any other weird stuff. Because, unlike YOU, I TRY to be normal (and I'm quite successful at that. Louisa Lynn can attest to that, right girl?)

Besides, your logic makes NO SENSE. Why would my dad leave YOU if he was scared of ME? Answer THAT.

He left us both! Then YOU abandoned ME afterwards...I was *sob* never the same...you were lost on a life of broccoli and even rehabilitation didn't help...
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Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:55 am

Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
...holy crap... I can't believe I missed all of this!

Yeah, Denizen, you missed quite a bit. But never fear, it is not too late to join me and Zara on our quest to defeat the evil Chocolate Queen, Tourterelle! Do not be deceived by her chocolate!!!

Lies! They're the ones attacking ME! I only wish to rule as peaceful queen and give all my subjects HUNKA HUNKA COOKIES AND TRUFFLES, but they're dastardly fiends trying to destroy my peace!

Besides, Zara has fun size chocolate bar boobs. *snickers* lol! lol!

Tsk tsk tsk. Don't you remember, mother? I didn't take after you with the choco-boobs (thank goodness). I took after my daddy there.

Besides, YOU have family-sized chocolate bar boobs. *laughs hysterically*

*laughs along* You got pwned! Seriously, CQ!!!

Have you ever considered surgery to get rid of those family-sized bar boobs?

I know. She should consider getting breast implants. After all, it WAS the choco-boobs that scared away my father in the first place.

Psht, no. Your father left because of you, child. Because you wouldn't join us.

And because of that mustache you starting growing in the third grade, but we try not to discuss that. lol!

I doubt Mr. Hershey is as evil as you, CQ. Why would Hershey want to "do it" with you anyway? God!

Have you looked in the mirror lately? You're kind of hairy below the nose. Yup.
Naww.

I'm, too sexy for my shirt...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:55 am

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
...holy crap... I can't believe I missed all of this!

Yeah, Denizen, you missed quite a bit. But never fear, it is not too late to join me and Zara on our quest to defeat the evil Chocolate Queen, Tourterelle! Do not be deceived by her chocolate!!!

Lies! They're the ones attacking ME! I only wish to rule as peaceful queen and give all my subjects HUNKA HUNKA COOKIES AND TRUFFLES, but they're dastardly fiends trying to destroy my peace!

Besides, Zara has fun size chocolate bar boobs. *snickers* lol! lol!

Tsk tsk tsk. Don't you remember, mother? I didn't take after you with the choco-boobs (thank goodness). I took after my daddy there.

Besides, YOU have family-sized chocolate bar boobs. *laughs hysterically*

*laughs along* You got pwned! Seriously, CQ!!!

Have you ever considered surgery to get rid of those family-sized bar boobs?

I know. She should consider getting breast implants. After all, it WAS the choco-boobs that scared away my father in the first place.

Psht, no. Your father left because of you, child. Because you wouldn't join us.

And because of that mustache you starting growing in the third grade, but we try not to discuss that. lol!

I doubt Mr. Hershey is as evil as you, CQ. Why would Hershey want to "do it" with you anyway? God!

Have you looked in the mirror lately? You're kind of hairy below the nose. Yup.
Naww.

I'm, too sexy for my shirt...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

lol! lol! lol!
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Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:56 am

Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
...holy crap... I can't believe I missed all of this!

Yeah, Denizen, you missed quite a bit. But never fear, it is not too late to join me and Zara on our quest to defeat the evil Chocolate Queen, Tourterelle! Do not be deceived by her chocolate!!!

Lies! They're the ones attacking ME! I only wish to rule as peaceful queen and give all my subjects HUNKA HUNKA COOKIES AND TRUFFLES, but they're dastardly fiends trying to destroy my peace!

Besides, Zara has fun size chocolate bar boobs. *snickers* lol! lol!

Tsk tsk tsk. Don't you remember, mother? I didn't take after you with the choco-boobs (thank goodness). I took after my daddy there.

Besides, YOU have family-sized chocolate bar boobs. *laughs hysterically*

*laughs along* You got pwned! Seriously, CQ!!!

Have you ever considered surgery to get rid of those family-sized bar boobs?

I know. She should consider getting breast implants. After all, it WAS the choco-boobs that scared away my father in the first place.

Psht, no. Your father left because of you, child. Because you wouldn't join us.

And because of that mustache you starting growing in the third grade, but we try not to discuss that. lol!

Well, I went under the laser treatment to get rid of that and any other weird stuff. Because, unlike YOU, I TRY to be normal (and I'm quite successful at that. Louisa Lynn can attest to that, right girl?)

Well, we're not just normal. We're so cool that it's hard to contain it!! lol!
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Dictionary Definition : Tourterelle--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that exhibits behaviors such as excessive procrastination, chocolate creation (in direct contradiction to the Law of Conservation of Matter), and overall insanity. Common names include Nicholle, CQ (Chocolate Queen), Crackhead, and Miss Martini Maniac. Lately, this individual has reportedly been seen dancing in a banana costume and drinking an excessive amount of martinis.
Registration date : 2008-12-03

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:57 am

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
...holy crap... I can't believe I missed all of this!

Yeah, Denizen, you missed quite a bit. But never fear, it is not too late to join me and Zara on our quest to defeat the evil Chocolate Queen, Tourterelle! Do not be deceived by her chocolate!!!

Lies! They're the ones attacking ME! I only wish to rule as peaceful queen and give all my subjects HUNKA HUNKA COOKIES AND TRUFFLES, but they're dastardly fiends trying to destroy my peace!

Besides, Zara has fun size chocolate bar boobs. *snickers* lol! lol!

Tsk tsk tsk. Don't you remember, mother? I didn't take after you with the choco-boobs (thank goodness). I took after my daddy there.

Besides, YOU have family-sized chocolate bar boobs. *laughs hysterically*

*laughs along* You got pwned! Seriously, CQ!!!

Have you ever considered surgery to get rid of those family-sized bar boobs?

I know. She should consider getting breast implants. After all, it WAS the choco-boobs that scared away my father in the first place.

Psht, no. Your father left because of you, child. Because you wouldn't join us.

And because of that mustache you starting growing in the third grade, but we try not to discuss that. lol!

Well, I went under the laser treatment to get rid of that and any other weird stuff. Because, unlike YOU, I TRY to be normal (and I'm quite successful at that. Louisa Lynn can attest to that, right girl?)

Well, we're not just normal. We're so cool that it's hard to contain it!! lol!

Uniqueness is better than CONFORMING. Razz

I'm ashamed of you, my own daughter. Evil or Very Mad
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Dictionary Definition : Zara Sahana 007- Also known as "Zara," this abnormal specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens exhibits various bizarre behaviors. The most common of these include James Bond obsession, video game fever, and perhaps the strangest of all, a certain fondness for mathematics. Similar to other Homo Sapiens of the Literary Cabinet world, Zara Sahana 007 displays procrastination in brilliant forms, but will not admit to her oddball ways
Registration date : 2008-12-04

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:58 am

Louisa Lynn wrote:
Dear God, no wonder Stephenie Meyer reached that SIZE! You've been endlessly feeding her with chocolates, CQ!

Zara! We'll have to join forces to defeat the two women that are slowly causing the downfall of man!! Get your light sabers ready!! starwars

AHA! I KNEW that there was something behind all of this. I finally got the entire picture.

>CQ wants to take over world
>CQ needs to control minds of powerful people, aka. hormonal teen girls.
>CQ hypnotizes Meyer, making her write to take over their minds.
>Hypnotized girls spread word about CQ
>Only Louisa Lynn, me, and a few other exiles have been spared from this terror.

WE MUST STRIKE BACK! Sabers ready..........CHARGE!
starwars
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Dictionary Definition : Louisa Lynn--a unique specimen of the female gender of Homo Sapiens that has almost everything in common with another species: Homo Sapiens Zarasahanous. This specimen is always found with Asian (Filipino) descent and is a loyal friend to the "good side" during the epic Choco War. A common mutualistic companion found with this specimen is a Pokemon (most likely, the epic Arceus). This species is closely related to the species Homo Sapiens Tourterelleous. Common names include Lynn's Angel.
Registration date : 2008-12-04

PostSubject: Re: The Great Chocolate War   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:58 am

Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
Zara Sahana 007 wrote:
Tourterelle wrote:
Louisa Lynn wrote:
denizenofevil wrote:
...holy crap... I can't believe I missed all of this!

Yeah, Denizen, you missed quite a bit. But never fear, it is not too late to join me and Zara on our quest to defeat the evil Chocolate Queen, Tourterelle! Do not be deceived by her chocolate!!!

Lies! They're the ones attacking ME! I only wish to rule as peaceful queen and give all my subjects HUNKA HUNKA COOKIES AND TRUFFLES, but they're dastardly fiends trying to destroy my peace!

Besides, Zara has fun size chocolate bar boobs. *snickers* lol! lol!

Tsk tsk tsk. Don't you remember, mother? I didn't take after you with the choco-boobs (thank goodness). I took after my daddy there.

Besides, YOU have family-sized chocolate bar boobs. *laughs hysterically*

*laughs along* You got pwned! Seriously, CQ!!!

Have you ever considered surgery to get rid of those family-sized bar boobs?

I know. She should consider getting breast implants. After all, it WAS the choco-boobs that scared away my father in the first place.

Psht, no. Your father left because of you, child. Because you wouldn't join us.

And because of that mustache you starting growing in the third grade, but we try not to discuss that. lol!

Well, I went under the laser treatment to get rid of that and any other weird stuff. Because, unlike YOU, I TRY to be normal (and I'm quite successful at that. Louisa Lynn can attest to that, right girl?)

Well, we're not just normal. We're so cool that it's hard to contain it!! lol!

Uniqueness is better than CONFORMING. Razz

I'm ashamed of you, my own daughter. Evil or Very Mad

lol! She doesn't need your opinion! lol!

Zara, did you file for emancipation yet?
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