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PostSubject: A Little Song Parody   Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:13 pm

Okay, I don't know if any of you have seen Les Miserables, but it's one of the best books and musicals ever. Anyway, I'm parodying one of the songs from Les Mis, One Day More, for final exams.

Original lyrics here: http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/lesmiserables/onedaymore.htm

One Day More: Finals Style

Honors Student:
One day more!
One day more until the test in math!
If I fail I'll face my mother's wrath!
And to her failing is a B
Oh gosh, what will become of me?
One day more!

Student 1:
I studied hours and hours today
I just hope that I won't forget it!

Honors Student:
One day more!

Student 2:
Ugh, I just hate this Shakespeare play
What's it about, 'cause I don't get it!

Teacher:
One more day, then you're alone!

Students 1 and 2:
Let's go over this again...

Teacher:
Didn't study? Not my problem!

Students 1 and 2:
Quadratic form'la, I hate you!

Teacher:
Some great students I have had!

Students 1 and 2:
And then there is Bio 2!

Teacher:
I hope that'll include you!

Parents:
One more day until the tests

Student 1:
Do I read this just once more?

Parents:
I hope you won't dissapoint me!

Student 1:
Do I finally get some sleep?

Parents:
If you don't score high enough

Student 1:
Stomach's bouncing up and down!

Parents:
You won't get to see Les Miz!

Mizzie Student:
Oh no! Oh please!
She would not dare!

Honors Student:
One day more!

Cheater:
One more day until the finals
I'd wish you the best of luck
But I've stolen the test's answers
So the rest of you are f*cked!

Slackers:
See those little nerds
Study their heads off?
Still won't make it, though
'Cause the tests are too tough!
So the question is
Why the bothering?
Let's have fun now; later
Work at Burger King!

Seniors:
I will pray for you tomorrow!

Freshmen:
Are the tests really that hard?

Seniors:
Yes, if you have Mr. King!

Freshmen:
What is wrong with Mr. King?

Seniors:
Makes you write a hundred pages

Freshmen:
Oh my god, I'M GOING TO DIE!

Seniors (snicker):
Freshmen believe anything!

Student 1:
Can't study more...
Must get some sleep...

Honors Student:
One day more!

Students 1 and 2:
I studied hours and hours today
Ugh, I just hate this Shakespeare play!
What's it about, cause I don't get it!

Teacher:
One more day, then you're alone!

Cheater:
I will bring a ball of rubber
I will say that it's for stress
I will write on it the answers
Teacher dear will never guess!

Honors Student:
One day more!

Slackers:
See those little nerds
Study their heads off?
Still won't make it, though
'Cause the tests are too tough!

Cheater:
One more day until the finals
I'd wish you the best of luck
But I've stolen the test's answers

Honors Student:
At least tomorrow we'll be done

Cheater and Honors Student:
I'd better be the number one

All:
Tomorrow grades go down if
We get a low enough score!
Let that not
Be the case
In one day more!
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PostSubject: Re: A Little Song Parody   Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:45 pm

I can only do one thing.

lol! lol! lol!
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